Exam wishes & jokes

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All I want U is to be courageous
Be calm &
be self equipped
with facts & figures
to conquer this exams battle
I wish U best of luck in ur exam

Exam rule 01 of NEWTON
Half of wat Uread is waste
Half of d rest U dnt undrstnd
Half of wat U undrstnd U wont remembr
n d Half of wat U remembr is nevr asked :P

 

examation is garden
success is folower
Wish  U power 2
pluck this folower
All the Best..!

A Thermometer
is not the only thing
that gets a “DEGREE”
without having a “BRAIN”

Rain of summer
snow of winter
grace of autumn
glory of spring
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile
I wish u for success in every exam of ur life

According to Newton’s 2nd law for exams
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it
Newton’s Equation for Exams STUDY=FAIL

Equation #1:
Study=Don’t Fail
Equation #2:
Don’t Study=Fail
Adding Equation 1&2
Study+Don’t Study=Fail+Don’t Fail
Taking Common
Study(1+Don’t)=Fail(1+Don’t)
Solution:
Study=Fail
Hence Proved

You have always struggled
to be successful and
this exam will also be an easy one,
 you will get great success,
My wishes for your exams are with you.
BEST OF LUCK!

If you are not going to lose your heart
everything will be alright and
your exams will not create
tension for you,
keep your hard work on,
BEST OF LUCK!

To get success in life at different stages
there is only one thing to keep it mind.
Work hard success will follow you.
And your exams will be difficult
if you will take them easy,
so work hard.
ALL THE BEST!

Faith is everything,
you yourself know that
how much potential do you have
but still there is one way to improve your abilities
and that is your sincerity with your studies,
if you an ambition to pass exams ,
definitely you will pass it, Trust yourself.
ALL THE BEST!

No one can be successful without fighting
with difficulties and the best fight is with your own self,
try to beat and defeat your own abilities
and you will pass every exam of your life.
Keep faith in yourself.

Every exam you give in life wants to prove
that whether you are competent
in that specific field or not and
success depends on your will and determination,
now remove your deficiencies and
try to improve your results,
you will be successful.
ALL THE BEST!

Why We Sometimes Write
 “Etc” ….
In Exams?
 Because It Means. . . .
E (End Of)
T (Thinking)
C (Capacity) ;-)

If there is afraid of failing in exam
then there is no possibility to pass the exam,
dear just think you are the best,
all of your exams will feel you a play of second hand,
create a passion and enthusiasm in in your struggles,
only then you can touch your destinations.
ALL THE BEST!

Congratulations!
Good news for our students
Exams have been postponed for 2 Weeks
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

7 Things Students Do
During Exams Preparation
1- Sleeping
2- Eating
3- Texting
4- Watch Movies
5-Chat With Friends
6- Dream Of Touching Books
&
7- Ask Others
Studied something?

The most complicated two  things in the world
are Maths and women
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But maths at least has logic!

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions
 2 Difficult to Understand
3 More Explanation is Needed
4 Result is always FAIL!

Class Room is Like a Train
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1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP
Nxt Two Benches r General coach
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Then
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Last Two Benches r Vry Demand
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Bcoz Its"SLEEPER COACH"

Sign post outside University-
 "Drive Carefully!
Dont kill the Students
Wait for the Lecturers!"

Do U know the Meaning of COLLEGE ?
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Every
G-Girl
E-Equally

Top 3 college rules
1. be quiet in the class coz others r sleeping
2.Dont 4get to carry books to keep as pillow
3.keep the campus clean,so be absent

Dad:Why aren't U doing well in history?
Son:Because the Teacher keeps on asking
things that happened before my birth

"We are more brilliant than Einstein and Newton..
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It's just they didn't leave anything
for us to invent" :P

Education is
such a wonderful and precious thing
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I wonder why it is wasted on us

What is da true meaning of 'STUDY’?
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Usual tym wsting
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

Lovely days in my life 
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days
Horrible days in my life
“only exam days”

In a maths exam everyone was writing
except one Student was dancing
Y . .?
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b Coz
someone told him that there is marks for every step

A student grabbed a coin
Flipped it in the air & said
“Head - I go to sleep.”
Tail - I watch a movie
If it stands on the edge I’ll study

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
1 coin What Any Fool Can
Do For 100 coins
As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester