Amdan's Joke Sms

In An Interview
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
AMDON: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
AMDON: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.. doh! :-)

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird
n said:Tell the bird’s name
Amdon :I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Amdon : U see my legs, and tell me

 

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
Amdon
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Amdon :Its loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

Teacher to Amdon: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd?
Amdon : Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Amdon :Remove the’ S’

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Amdon: H.i.j.k.l.m.n.O.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Amdon: Teacher, it is H to O (h2o)!

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Amdon: Yes it's really strange
I've got another pair of the same at home

Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense
Amdon: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In our country after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid
Amdon stands up -
“we must find & stop her”!

Amdon : why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Amdon -If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

Amdon told his servant:Go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raining.
Amdon: So what? Take an umbrella and go

Amdon was busy removing
a wheel from his Car
A man asks Amdon why are
you removing a wheel from your Car
Amdon: Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 3 wheeler

Amdon joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Amdon :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright"

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Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Amdon : February 28
Interviewer: which year?
Amdon:  each & ever year

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Amdon joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Amdon :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright"

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Amdon saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her
Girl: - STUPID what r u doing?
Amdon:-  B.com Second year

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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match
All were busy writing except Amdon
He wrote No match, due to heavey rain

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Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Amdon: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Amdon: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Amdon: BANANA

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked from  Amdon,
Any great man born in this village???
Amdon: no sir, only small Babies!!

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Amdon on an interview for the post of Detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed The Graet Seasor ?
Amdon - Thanks for giving me the job,Ok I will investigate

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