Naughty SMS

When I am not messaging you it doesn’t mean that I have forgotten you. I am just giving you time to MISS ME

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He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…

Mosquito !

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English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.  

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It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!
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Whatever high the sky may be…..
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS!!!!!!
 

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Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: we were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. During lecture in maths class  

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Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. “Don’t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!”

 

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Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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. Excuse me ! My face is above

 

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A Man Joined FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On His Wall “W T F Dad”
Man Replied: What the hell, You’ve got no respect for me?
Kid Replied: Dad Chill, It Means “Welcome To Facebook”

 

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