Husband/Wife SMS

Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
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Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.

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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!! 

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Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
 

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Women are like an internet virus
1st they enter your life, scan your pockets,
Transfer money, Edit your mind,
Download their problems,
Delete your smile and hang you 4 ever!
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Women are like an internet virus
1st they enter your life, scan your pockets,
Transfer money, Edit your mind,
Download their problems,
Delete your smile and hang you 4 ever!
 

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A young couple were having their first fight and it was a big one,
After a while, The husband said:
“When we got married, You promised to love, Honor n obey”
His bride replied:
“I know but I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding”
 

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