Abbreviation Sms

We go to school, to attend “CLASS” .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

at home, we have to “STUDY”.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.

in class, we’re given “HOMEWORK.”
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to “TEXTBOOK”.
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK…..
Happy Study Year ! :)

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ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us: COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease. JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment. AIM : Ambition In Mind. DATE : Day And Time Evolution. EAT : Energy And Taste. TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted. PEN : Power Enriched In Nib. SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression. BYE : Beside You Everytime. :)

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Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

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MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:”M Y M O M”
O:”O B L I G E”
T:”T E R R I F I C”
H:”H O N E S T”
E:”E X C E L L E N T”
R:”R E S P O N S I B L E”

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s:”still”
m:”mad”
a:”always”
r:”responsible”
t:”teasing”

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~?Fantastic definitions?~

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)

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FuLL FoRm oF bOyS…
B – bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O – oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y – yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S – ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe… ;->

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H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd

U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy

G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe

S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe’S dAy

I hOpE tHiS
“HUG”
MaKeS uR dAy BrIgHtEr

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What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

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True meanings of “GIRL”

“G”= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..

“I”= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..

“R”= RONE ki automatic machine..

“L”= LARAI may sab ki maa… ;-)